Not only is she cute, she's a dirty bitch too!

Hello Kitty...cute for his pleasure.
Apparently Hello Kitty created a sex toy for men that is being sold in Japan called the "Blow Light".  Supposedly there's a hole at the the bottom of this devise where the guy sticks his thingy and when he completes his transaction by making a "deposit" the chemical reaction inside makes the toy light up. Dirty AND scientific!

Ha ha! made ya' look! Okay, so this isn't a real product.  It was conceived by one very twisted journalist over at Hello Kitty Hell.

Hello Kitty personal vibrating...

eh...massager?   Available for $19.99 on amazon.com. It all started back in 1997 when Sanrio gave a license to Genyo Co. to make a number of different Hello Kitty products. They produced all different types of products and one that was approved was a Hello Kitty shoulder massager. This was sent out to gift shops, restaurant chains, and other knick-knack stores and was truly sold as a shoulder massager...initially.  

Exactly what part of my neck is this supposed to massage?  Maybe that little part goes in my ear?

And then it pretty much just goes down hill from there...

More vibrating kitties

eh, yup that's a Hello Kitty flogger

Hello Kitty ball gag

                  

Gettin' Wiggy with it

Hmmm, there are some pretty mixed reviews about this pic all over the internet.   Some people like it and others seem to really, really hate it.  Whatever your pleasure, kudos to this chick for managing to get her picture splashed all over the web-o-verse.  I can't really say which side of that I fall on.  It's definitely over the top but it strangely appeals to my sense of "toeing the line of crazy" lol.  =^_^=

"Seriously, do these hello kitties make my hair look big?"  Wow, just...wow :O  This is one big freakin' hairdo and you can actually purchase it from Posh Fairytale Coutoure.  Hopefully it comes complete with this Hello Kitty neckbrace!

Say Hello (kitty) to my little friend!

Wanna kick some ass and look super cute? When it comes to weaponry, this kitty's not picky. With her mug plastered on everything from handguns to grenades,  Hello Kitty has her claws out and she's ready bust some caps and split some wigs!

Check out this Hello Kitty heavy artillery...

Hello Kitty Sig Sauer P226

The Glambo Signature Series "Hello Kitty" HK-AK-47

picture from Beverley Hills Honeys

The Hello Kitty Hand Grenades are deathly cute! Since they’re so popular, Peter Gronquist has decided to release another series of Hello Kitty Hand Grenades

Even in death you can't escape

...and now death has never been so..eh...cute?!  It was simply a matter of time before the people at Sanrio realized  that their fan base was getting old and beginning to die off.

She's a tart...

  Ever since I first laid eyes on  these Hello Kitty Meow-Berry poptarts, 

   I have   been scouring the internet trying to get my hands on these   

   puppies.  Sadly, no such luck as of yet but they will be mine

   ...oh yes, they will be mine